Monday, September 13

Bob explains the theory of Frog migration

Good afternoon , Bob here in my new natural history reporting role .

Today we will be taking to a green frog as it emerges from deep hibernation in the corner of the bedroom .


Tell me Mr Frog how did you come to choose the bedroom as a place to hibernation ?
"Croak croak , rabbit Lizzy rabbit rabbit croak"
I see.
Lizzy , the frog says you put him in the bedroom . It that true?

"a dirty reptilian lie" you say
What do you have to say to that Mr Frog ?
"Croak croak , rabbit Lizzy rabbit rabbit croak, rabbit pond rabbit"
Lizzy the frog says you removed him from the pond , dragged him backwards through the cat door and dumped him in a shoe in the bedroom.


We will continue this interview when I find Lizzy she seems to have "done a runner".

This is Bob for Channel Nine (Lives) Natural History.

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